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You thought you were looking for science, but that wasn't it.

Your past experience in religion was unsatisfactory, so you gave up on religion entirely; or you are searching out the enemy in science.

You were tricked on the last poll that you responded to, because none of the alternatives were the correct ones.

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 The government fights wars in your name.

Your tax dollars are being used for things you don't approve of.

You still haven't figured out where the buck stops.

You think automobiles need to get better mileage, cost less and pollute less; or some bureaucrats are lying about you.

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 You thought there was a spacecraft with the Hale-Bopp comet, and it would pick you up if you committed suicide; or you are not a survivor of Heaven's Gate.

You knew the former Secretary of the Treasury was lying when he told Congress his bailout of the banks would keep Mexicans from coming across the border; or you didn't hear it.

Mr. Rogers made you that way.

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